Welcome to the personal website of Andy Holmes. Hello there! Thanks for taking the time to visit holmz.co.uk Please be aware that this site is hosted on a webserver at my gaff in Patchway, Bristol. So don't be surprised if it's down from time to time.

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Han Solo:
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big
dark blur I see a big light blur.
Luke Skywalker:
There's nothing to see. I used to live here you know.
Han Solo:
You're gonna die here you know. Convenient.